How to grow a fine, manly moustache for Movember

I understand that Movember is hitting its halfway point… and few of you supporters are having issues with growing a half-decent ‘stache. I felt I should play the part of the good samaritan and offer sage advice on how to grow a fine Movember moustache via Nick Offerman.

In the event you are having serious doubts about your “Ugly Geraldo” ‘stache… there is support for you here.